me every april 1st, opening my favorite websites and sighing deeply: good god what now
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Isn’t it amazing when someone’s utter delusionality about their relative importance in the Great Scheme Of Things breaks out in such florid glory?
I’d go make about a month’s worth of popcorn and start ingesting it in the most leisurely manner possible. (eyeroll) Way to completely misunderstand the concept of a gift economy, there. :/
This type of reader would get a block from me. Way more likely to make me simply unable to write on that story until I can get the horrible feels they gave me about it out of my head (sometimes that's never!)
Not only don't I need this kind of person, I actively don't want them. They do NOTHING but damage my ability to write.
By all means tell me how excited you are when I update. But getting impatient about it fucking sucks.
I have a Patreon where I post my stuff, and sometimes I find myself going "Sorry y'all life is being a lot right now, update will be a bit late" and invariably I get replies along the lines of "Don't worry about it, take your time."
I love my readers.





















